Could there be any more children in that pool?
I took a week off work in August and spent it at my folks where I spent hours of fun with my Nephews and Nieces….
Here they all are enjoying the private pool at my Mum and Dads Country estate!!
Starting top left going clockwise: Linzi, Chris, Danielle, Tomas (back of his head), josef (obsessed with his willy) and zoe!! The crazy bunch all swimming in a pool of kiddy piss!
It’s true that the Welsh countryside is a rare and wondrous thing to see!!
Whilst I was staying with my Ma and Pa I drove past this!! I swear its real and this isn’t a hoax even though it is the strangest thing I think I have ever seen in my life…………. Well apart from this weird breast feeding woman that started talking to me and dawna dildo… would of been normal apart from her child being like six years old ??? BITTY?? PUKE
I would like to say how sorry I am for not writing in my blog for what seems like a whole eternity!! Hoorah anyways its official I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not that I went away or anything, well actually I did but that was like 3 weeks ago now ……………………….)
Anyway Enjoy the reading xx
Here is my brothers bands debut cd!! yayayayayay its not available to buy yet but it will be in all major record stores from August the 7th 2006 and it will prolly be about £4.99!! So support my bruva and pick up a copy!!! xxx
MY LOVELY PINK DUCKIE!! I adopted her
This is my bruva JIM 
He plays the bass guitar in his band blind io. It’s all good news as blind io have just been signed and they will be releasing an EP in august!! so check out the web site and have a listen to the tunes. Enjoy Han x
This is giant bee!! You can listen to the most AMAZING story of our time if you visit the link!!
Happy listening
HANBAN XX
OH MY GODNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! It’s official have found the yummiest biscuit of them all !!!!! I thought that normal oreo’s were nice but when I tasted mini ones I was like WOWOWOWOWOW! They are soooo much scrummier I reckon its because there is less biscuit and more middle which is by far the bestest bit!! Hell yes, Hankie pankie spankie 
I don’t mean to over react but hell baby biscuits are important!
Mini oreo’s forever
HAN XX
Private McGregor
Age: 28
Height: 5ft 9
Weight: 11st 3
Eyes: Green
Hair: Ginga
Place of birth: Balamory (Scotland)
Star sign: Leo
Favorite Weapon: McGregors tool of choice is his Thompson. As a hot blooded Scot, he likes to keep both hands on his hot smoking gun at all times.
Hobbies: Airfix models, Campanology and dressing up like Bruno from fame.
Favorite tactical position: Assaulting from the rear and giving those Gerrie’s a good T-bagging
Favorite quote: Murrderr (Jim Taggart 1983)
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